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August 4th, 2008


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07:57 pm - If you live in Logan Square RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
The National Weather Service keeps breaking into the Colbert Report to tell me that a tornado is headed directly for DuPage and western Cook County, so OMG RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFE! Except that they always say "Cook County" instead of "Just that little part of Cook County all the way out to the west" and they also say "The National Weather Service in Chicago" instead of "Really, what we mean by Chicago is Romeoville, because that's where the office is located", so I

Oooh, never mind! I was just going to type that it has nothing to do with me, but the teevee says it's heading right for the middle of the north side LIEK OMG PROTECT NAVY PIER!!!!

Seriously. There are perks to living in a basement apartment. Just hope my neighbors don't want to come down here. This place is a mess. Note to self: clean apartment in anticipation of future tornado parties.

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From:royko
Date:August 5th, 2008 03:04 pm (UTC)
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Yeah my mom called me last night to warn me. She doesn't usually call that late in the evening, so I thought she was calling to tell me my great-aunt had passed away!

But no, it was about the tornado headed for Montrose harbor. I told her Chicago didn't have tornados, it was against zoning regulations.
If you live in Logan Square RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! - Discretion Is Just Dishonesty Mixed With Good Breeding

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